This following phone conversation was recently overheard from the Oval Office:
Osama Bin Laden: Hello President Bush. I want to tell you about a dream I had. I dreamt I saw flags flying all over the United States and Canada.
President Bush: Really, What was on the Flags?
Osama Bin Laden: Why, the Crescent Moon, of course.
President Bush: I also had a dream. I saw flags flying over every county in the Middle East.
Osama Bin Laden: And What was on those flags?
President Bush: I have no idea, I can't read Hebrew.
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